26 March 2007

Hello, Cat Love

It seems Dirty Rotten Kitty has a stalker an admirer.
(see comments, last post.)

Mia Macaroni is quite a fancy kitty. Her paws are well-proportioned, probably fine mouse-catchers. Her tutu is very feathery, and she seems like a nice girl.

It's not you, Mia, it's Dirty Rotten.

Dirty Rotten Kitty has a love interest. You may know of her. She is the World's Best Cat Ever In the History of Catness. So sayeth Dirty Rotten Kitty.

Hello, Kitty.
Dirty Rotten pretty much worships Hello Kitty. He is her biggest fan. He's fervently working on a plan to meet her. In the flesh. If she would happen to wear this outfit, so much the better:

Here is the car Dirty Rotten hopes to buy, in order to take Hello Kitty on a Dream Date. Actually, since he doesn't have job, he'd prefer to just scratch the hell out of the current owner, snatch the ride, and present it to Hello Kitty along with a tuna paté and a decorative garnish.

He's working on the rest of the date out as he goes along.

Thank you for interest.