08 April 2007

Dirty Rotten Kitty's Tale [Part I]: The Escape

Once upon a time, in the land of Virginia, there lived a luscious Strawberry Blonde Lass who had sparkling eyes, a sprinkling of freckles, and an ass that brought many a man (and the occasional maiden) to their knees. Strawberry Lass lived in a cottage with her man, Prince Charming and her darling dog, Delilah.
Delilah loved toys, all manner of toys, and Strawberry Lass saw to it that Delilah had several for each day of the week.

Now Delilah loved her some kitty, especially dirty rotten kitties, and was particularly swift with her sharp white teeth. (all the better to eat you with, my dear.)

When Strawberry Lass saw Dirty Rotten Kitty in the pet store, she snatched him up like a crazy bitch and used that credit card wisely. She also bought his friend, Awful Mad Kitty for good measure.

Dirty Rotten Kitty could see this was no place for him. Awful Mad Kitty was torn to shreds in no time by the ferocious canine, while Dirty Rotten hid behind the corner of a sofa. When Strawberry Lass had visitors from the Land of Palinka, he saw his chance, and took it:

To Be Continued ...

26 March 2007

Hello, Cat Love

It seems Dirty Rotten Kitty has a stalker an admirer.
(see comments, last post.)

Mia Macaroni is quite a fancy kitty. Her paws are well-proportioned, probably fine mouse-catchers. Her tutu is very feathery, and she seems like a nice girl.

It's not you, Mia, it's Dirty Rotten.

Dirty Rotten Kitty has a love interest. You may know of her. She is the World's Best Cat Ever In the History of Catness. So sayeth Dirty Rotten Kitty.

Hello, Kitty.
Dirty Rotten pretty much worships Hello Kitty. He is her biggest fan. He's fervently working on a plan to meet her. In the flesh. If she would happen to wear this outfit, so much the better:

Here is the car Dirty Rotten hopes to buy, in order to take Hello Kitty on a Dream Date. Actually, since he doesn't have job, he'd prefer to just scratch the hell out of the current owner, snatch the ride, and present it to Hello Kitty along with a tuna paté and a decorative garnish.

He's working on the rest of the date out as he goes along.

Thank you for interest.

11 February 2007

Comment. Or Else.

Dirty Rotten Kitty would like people to comment on his blog:

Don't be a loozr. Komment on my pikchurs. I hate dogs.

Dirty Rotten Kitty at Crater Lake, Oregon